An Actual Aussie Going For Gold Event


Well, the opening ceremony obviously wasn't as good as the one from the BEST GAMES EVER, but I did think it was quite extreme (extreme means good). Though, I did take note of this statement from one of our commentators when Germany came out:

'They'll be competing with Australia for 4th place, behind the US, Russia and China'.

WE'RE NOT COMPETING FOR FOURTH PLACE! We are going for number one! Nothing less WILL DO.* Australians = Winners.

I mean with a country that produced WOMP, Missy, Stu, Delta, Myself, Pete, Taj, Sky, Kylie and Cameron, just to name a few, it's obvious we don't settle for second best, let alone fourth.


* Note: We actually believe it's all about the Olympic Spirit, and not the winning and the losing at all. But we take offence at the notion that we are aiming for fourth when we are a NATION OF CHAMPS.
- posted by CD GALLAGHER @ 6:13 PM